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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

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  1. Teacher's Union. Which then contributes to the Dumbocrat Party.
  2. At the end of the sequence he takes ONE cartridge from his shirt pocket and loads it as he looks at the camera.
  3. If my rememberer is right, he fires ten, but they dubbed in another gunshot to make it match the music.
  4. If somebody's got fleas and ticks THERE, I REALLY don't want to know!
  5. Redneck Bidet? Or is there something that we don't know?
  6. "READY ON THE RIGHT! READY ON THE LEFT! ALL READY ON THE FIRING LINE!"
  7. This is the sign for the Triple T Truck Stop here In Tucson. You can see this sign for miles. At one time, the center cross bar was burned out. Use your imagination.
  8. Don't have to worry about backblast on a 203. I was always a fan of the Buckshot rounds. I always carried a couple while at Camp Lejune. Bears, you know.
  9. The policies he promotes are. I don't claim to know WHO'S behind them.
  10. Inflation has been around a bit longer than that. Remember the Carter years and the Misery Index.
  11. I really don't understand how one can lock their keys in their vehicle. For ME, it's pure muscle memory that when I shut the ignition off the keys come out and in my hand, where they stay until I'm out of the vehicle when they are dropped into my pocket. When I go to fuel my vehicle, I have to consciously think to NOT remove them from the ignition just so I don't have to fool around with them when I'm done.
  12. Gas prices are going up because Bidenflation is at it again. There may be other factors at work for gas prices, but the reality is that ALL prices are going up. Again. From an article in Newsmax: Wholesale prices in the United States accelerated again in February, the latest sign that inflation pressures in the economy remain elevated and might not cool in the coming months as fast as the Federal Reserve or the Biden administration would like. The Labor Department said Thursday that its producer price index — which tracks inflation before it reaches consumers — rose 0.6% from January to February, up from a 0.3% rise the previous month. Measured year over year, producer prices rose by 1.6% in February. The figures could present a challenge for the Fed, which is counting on cooling inflation as it considers when to cut its benchmark interest rate, now at a 23-year high. The Fed raised rates 11 times in 2022 and 2023 to fight high inflation. A rate cut by the Fed could boost the economy and financial markets because it would likely ease borrowing costs over time for mortgages, auto loans and business lending. Thursday's data also showed that underlying inflation also picked up last month. Excluding volatile food and energy costs, “core” wholesale prices rose 0.3%, down from a 0.5% jump the previous month. Compared with a year ago, core prices climbed 2%, the same as the previous month. Core inflation, which tends to provide a better sign of where inflation may be headed, is watched particularly closely. Full article here: https://www.newsmax.com/finance/streettalk/inflation-wholesale-prices/2024/03/14/id/1157240/
  13. Time to review the Rules for Dating My Daughter. I showed this to my daughter when she was at that age, and told her that ANY boy she brought home would be required to read, sign, and date this. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. ********
  14. My daughter scratched her mother's name on the door of our old Nissan P/U.
  15. Glad to hear that you had a good time, for the most part. Just curious as to where you got the food poisoning. (Food truck at the book show?) I need to get back to the Air Museum. I don't think that I've been there in 15 years or better. If you get back this way and I can be of any further assistance, give a holler.
  16. Nope. American households were hit with a second month of rapidly rising prices in February, undermining the Biden administration’s claims that its policies were reducing inflation and dampening hopes for a Fed rate cut in the next few months. The consumer price index rose 0.4 percent in February, faster than the January increase and the fourth consecutive monthly increase. Compared with 12 months earlier, the headline index is up 3.2 percent, a larger increase than the 3.1 percent annual gain recorded in January. Economists had forecast a 0.4 percent increase in the month-t0-month figure but thought the annual figure would come in a tick lower at 3.1 percent. Full story here: https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2024/03/12/bidenflation-resurgent-consumer-prices-rising-faster-than-expected/
  17. I'm not either, but unless I want to change Dr.s, I guess that I'll have to deal with it.
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