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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

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  1. I thought a balanced diet meant a beer in each hand.
  2. That just doesn't pass the sniff test.
  3. I was at a Mine Safety Training one time where they showed a video of a guy over in India that was going to ride up on top of a train. He stood up and grabbed the electric power line. There was a "ZZZT!", a puff of smoke and he just collapsed, DRT. It used to be available on youtube, but I don't know if it still is.
  4. The gloves would've fit then if they weren't soaked in dried blood.
  5. Not fooled, just cheated.
  6. That's where the witches are too. And NONE of them are good.
  7. Very possible. Some years ago I read a story about him that said that when he was at Princeton, his Secretary had to stay at the office because Einstein would have to call him because he kept getting lost on his way home.
  8. Incorrect. Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks don't.
  9. Some of them would need to download one first.
  10. Don't let Subdeacon Joe see that!
  11. Any chance Skippy's name was Carl?
  12. They "know" what the weather is going to be if we don't pay higher taxes to fight "Global Warming".
  13. My Mom had a '65 Dodge Dart with this.
  14. Sign on the staircase to Air Force One.
  15. If somebody's got fleas and ticks THERE, I REALLY don't want to know!
  16. Redneck Bidet? Or is there something that we don't know?
  17. I don't bother 'cause I never did.
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