This reminds me of an annual match we attended a few years back. During the posse marshal walk-thru, the starting position for one of the stages was "Shooter standing fully erect". Well, being a smart ass, I couldn't resist. After the MD read through the stage, I said I had 2 questions about the listed starting position. First, who was going to check the "fully erect" part & 2nd, what about the lady shooters? The MD looked at me like I was from Mars, then an obvious "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh" look came across his face. All the other PMs were laughing & the lone female PM was just busting a gut. If I remember right, the MD took out his pen, scratched through the word "erect" & wrote in "upright".
Holler