Brazos John

And they said that the folks on SNL were high! These writers were really feeling fine! Reminds me of Laugh-In and Goldie Hawn!

From the internet: First heard in the original Die Hard in 1988, “Yippee-ki-yay, motherflicker,” is one of the many one-liners that have graced the action film, a body of work not known for its strong verbal tradition.

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Thank you to all of the Patriots out there that have served our country. Including my 2 Sons!

I'm on a computer. Under your name, it says Members, like for everyone else. I think that's where it used to say Perpetually Perplexed. I don't know when it changed, and I wouldn't have thought of it without your comment. Maybe it offended someone that actually was Perpetually Perplexed! Maybe he'll get his own Bud can!

I remember the Perpetually Perplexed note that you had, but I don't see it now. Now, I'm perplexed!

I haven't laughed this much for a long while! A three hour tour....

With a BIG stick!

I wish EVERYONE had more cents (sense?).

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I clicked on this, on my laptop, and now I'm getting ads for Demitris on my phone!

Bacon in the Family Pack from Costco!

Since this is on Easter Island, would that be the Easter Bunny?

I found it was easier to convince them that it was "All Gone".

These are called Stock Tanks, or just Tanks, in Texas. For when the cows get thirsty.

I was driving with my family on a hot, steamy Texas road just after a rainstorm, and we saw a rainbow. As we followed the road around a curve, the rainbow came to the ground on the road in front of us, and in the area where the rainbow hit the road, the mist was a golden color. It remained that same golden color as we drove through it, and then we drove out of it. We were all marveling at the golden glow. We had found the gold at the end of the rainbow! Alas, no pot of coins. Happy St. Patty's Day!

Shocking!!!

Smart kitty already knew not to poop on the upholstery or the carpet!

That would be a big smoker even in Texas! But, yes, black is the traditional color. White will be stained from the smoke. Danke.

You'll be fine. It's just a little road rash.

I noticed that the hand-written caption on the photo says Jaws of Death. The bottom "jaw" is not very thick - I wonder if it still hanging on there, or has it fallen? ....... OK, I googled it, and it's still a feature of the park, but they renamed it The Balconies. And people are not allowed on it anymore. It's protected by a fence. Like a fence ever stopped ANYone from going somewhere cool!

junior samples and br549 - Google Search Here is the original BR549, from Hee-Haw, back when I was younger.

A quick search of the all-knowing OZernet said The Marvelettes released it. Too much other internet gibberish to get anything else relevant.

It's right up there with BR-549!

We don't have that in Texas. Folks might be a bit more mellow if we did.

And Texas has been on the warming tray since February.