Brazos John

Yeah, it was powdered sugar. That's what it was. Nothing but powdered sugar. Unfortunately, he liked powdered sugar too much.....

Some rich kid in Austin, I think, beat a rap with that defense.

Cute, but that's not in Texas! 102 degrees just means you need less charcoal for the fire!

If you saved them, you are REALLY old!

Like Muzzleloading?

I love this! There was another meme with dogs driving through town, and the passenger dog says to the driver dog, "Hurry, the light is turning grey!"

I DO!!! Grilled, fried, boiled, scampied, stuffed, creole, and all the other Cajun ways, yes, I eat bugs. But, just to clear the water, Mud Bugs are crawfish. I eat them, too!

We're 76 miles from Galveston, straight down I-45 until you get to the Gulf. We eat more than our share of shrimp, and I find this and the tamale story almost unbelievable! I bet she's a hoot during crawfish season!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...................................

Yeah, and there was a drought, too. In The Woodlands, just north of Houston, I had $400 water bills from watering my trees all summer. The green belt behind me didn't water the tall pine trees, and dozens were lost just behind my yard, along with thousands throughout The Woodlands, and tens-of-thousands in Houston. The excavated soil on my street project turned into talcum powder and got into everything - especially my car. I never did get it clean... And June is close to breaking records in Texas again this year. Can't wait for August!

Man has told "Fishing Stories" ever since.

According to the internet, she's in Oklahoma. You don't want to rile a woman from OK!

Unless you're ADHD, OCD, or one of the other pleasures of modern life. You read it, memorized it, and saved it to a file.

And possible Loss of Rhythm, as in, not clapping in time with the others. But, her beer is still full. Check back after she drinks her rhythm-juice!

I'm gonna need some new holsters!

My DREAM CAR!!!!!! Especially with those colors, from when Gulf Oil sponsored them. IDIOT!!!!!! Sorry......

In .32 acp!

I'm SO glad I moved to Texas in '71. Blue jeans are the official pants, and boots are the true "manly footwear". I wear jeans for so long that they get all frayed and torn, which makes them fashionable again!

Just go ahead, and then blame it on a dog. I wouldn't, but it's good to have alternative solutions...

It works as well as telling a woman to Calm Down!

This post started in Oregon, it was posted here by a Texan, and my Mom did this for me in Pennsylvania in the 60's! It stops it from hurting, and it absolutely works!

I would eat them! Butter and strawberry jelly, for me! I don't think I could find vegemite in Texas (at least I hope not!).

Je parle Francaise, mais je ne parle Creole! But they sure do cook bon!

Well, you see, Doc, in my dream, I was little, and I went fishing. I didn't want to go, but I had to. I did everything they said to do, and I caught a fish. Then, it started chasing me. I couldn't get away from it. I ran around and around in circles, and it kept chasing me. I dropped the pole, and just barely got away. Is that why I do the things I do?

Wow! Sometimes the simplest point gets overlooked! I have no issue with folks wearing costumes. After all, I do historical reenacting, because I enjoy teaching people, including kids, about our history, including the historical use of guns. I wonder if I could get equal time at a library to show off my black powder, historical, rifles and pistols? I promise to dress historically and anatomically correctly!