Brazos John

How hard could it be? (That's what she said, and here we are...)

There's no flag on the roof, so does the General report to the United Nations?

I should get it, I guess, but I don't. Help me out. Yeah, I know, which way did you come in...

Somewhere nearby, there's a coyote on roller skates with a rocket-pack chasing a roadrunner. Watch for falling anvils, too!

He's shooting the snow like a pro! Nice and straight! What happened between then and when he's in a fire-fight?

Now you're talking! I'm going to try that. I'll let you know if it works!

OMG! EVERYthing y'all have down there either wants to eat you, kill you, or f...... you! If I ever visit, I'm NOT going in the water!

OK City is beautiful this time year! It's just before Ski Season, and the cost of housing is at an all-time low! And you can visit the Alamo and Galveston any time you want, they're just an hour's drive away.

You can dress them up, but, boy, don't let them drink!

On Halloween, I went to the gun shop where my daughter works. I told her I was coming over, and she thought I would be wearing my cowboy clothes. I sure tricked her!

On Halloween, I went to the gun shop where my daughter works. I told her I was coming over, and she thought I would be wearing my cowboy clothes. I sure tricked her!

Texas used to be that way. Parts of it still are... Texas Primer: The Hi Sign – Texas Monthly

I had to look this up, but I'll look for it (Milo) at HEB later today. It's a chocolate drink, maybe like Quik? Americans like sweet drinks, so it better have sugar! More from the net: What is the difference between Nestle's Nesquik and Milo? Do they use powdered milk? Both are produced by Nestle's but Milo is a malted milk chocolate item whereas Nesquik is simply chocolate, not malted. Both are a powder and usually mixed with hot or cold milk or water or a combination.

When that damned commercial with the blue bears and their dirty butts comes on, I change the channel as quick as I can. If I make it back to that channel, fine. If not, they lost a viewer because of the commercial. It doesn't really matter to me, most of the time. I need an IGNORE button for my tv!

I stumbled across one of your mates, Adam Harvey, while internet surfing. When he talks, he sounds like y'all. But when he sings, he sounds like he could be from Texas! Or the US, anyway... Adam Harvey - When Willie's Gone - Bing video

Maybe those things are earbuds, or whatever they call them, not pipes. Different times... Or, am I totally missing something?

Line 1: OK, three pairs of pipes = 30, 1 pair = 10, 1 pipe = 5. Line 2: 1 pair of pipes = 10. 20 – 10 = 2 people, so 1 person = 5. Line 3: 13 – 1 person = 8, so 2 pair of phones = 8, and 1 pair = 4, and 1 phone = 2. Line 4: Therefore, if 1 pipe = 5, 1 person = 5, and 1 phone = 2, then, 5 + 5 + 2 = 12. This was fun! Thank you, sir, may I have another?

See? This is why we're so messed up! Father needs to be in the smokehouse, not the parlor! Although it does give the fellows something to aspire to...

I googled this, and it's REAL! I would try it, but I'm not sure about how chocolately gas might smell! Probably better than hard-boiled eggs and beer....

American Pizza! Japanese oven.

Wore? You mean I should have stopped? That's about all I have in my closet. Well, I do have my Wranglers, but those are for dress-up occasions. And they're long enough to wear with boots. I wear my Levi's with my moccasins. But don't go drinking in 501's. Those buttons are a bi+ch if you're trying to pee quickly!

The Golden Fleecing of Us All! I remember these pumps that had to be reset to zero before pumping your gas. Are those glass bubbles on the side to show the flow of the gas? While driving and refueling in Germany, I was misled with the pricing. Here in Texas, it's priced by the Gallon, not by the Quart (y'all call it a Liter)! The prices posted were the same, but not the same volume! But the Autobahn made up for the cost! It was GLORIOUS!

Every single one of these photos could be here in the US version of Texas! But do any of y'all have one of these? You know, I wouldn't be surprised if some rich Aussie had one! But bigger, of course!

A great Aussie-ism! Y'all sure can turn a phrase!

So, if the Scarecrow is wrong about this, what else is he wrong about? And what about the Lion and the Tin Man? And Dorothy herself? Did she have ulterior motives for dropping her house on a citizen of the foreign land that she was visiting? Was it really about Ruby Slippers, or something much deeper? The flowers, maybe? Were they poppies? And what if the Flying Monkeys weren't the bad guys after all? Or were they just pawns in the game? It's hard to know who you can trust nowadays...