DocWard

In other news, water is wet.

How old is that song?

Resistance is not futile! It’s Voltage divided by Current!

And yet, somehow, I'm utterly content with that fact.

And oracles. Don't forget oracles.

I didn’t check in the alias look up, or go through all the previous pages so I hope this hasn’t been mentioned. As I was shaving this morning, I happened to glance down at my shaving brush and saw the words “Pure Badger.” I thought, now that sounds like a good alias. Conjures up the image of one mean hombre. “Don’t mess with him, he’s pure badger.” I think if I ever change my alias and it’s available, that may be my choice.

Eh, what goes around comes around

I just sent that to all of my coworkers. I’m considering printing it and hanging it up.

Too many times.

And here I am, one of that 0.0011% that say it's used in folk music and shows up in Led Zeppelin and even Rush songs.

Hey, that means I made an impression, regardless.

I'm not sure why... But I saw this and immediately thought of @Pat Riot, SASS #13748

A picture of a booby!

More importantly, they looked at holding office as something they took time away from their careers to do. They did not expect to make fortunes at the job. In fact, many lost money in the process, but accepted it as part of the public service.

Exactly what everyone was thinking, except @Buckshot Bob , evidently.

I'm sure things will level out in the end.

Just remember the old saying. "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

Mrs. Doc reports our newest, Coraline, will get on her back while she is doing planks.

Nah, I don't do Monster. Gimme a Rip It or coffee.

That part of the joke is based upon how he pronounced "Carl" in the series.

Can’t be. No tears in his eyes from the missed opportunity.