Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

In the time of the USSR, it was easy for Soviet border guards to recognize a fake passport. The staples in a fake passport were never corroded.

Betty Boop

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious military genius leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?" “Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 80,000 troops, 2000 tanks, 200 aircraft, numerous helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships and our army is being defeated in most areas”. “Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”? “They haven’t turned up yet”

Party Time

Great Fall

Egghead

Temps

Green Line

It’s twue, it’s twue!

Blazing Saddles

Don Rickles

Swine

Edward G. Robinson

Truffles

Yankee Doodle

Escargot

Dumbo

Slugs

Homily

Jane!

Punxatawney Phil