Put meat between pieces of it to pound it out.
Under cooling racks to catch drips.
Lining baking pans (almost no wax transfers in the baking).
Lining forms for making bird seed cylinders.
So as not to take away from the comic/stupid movies thread, what real turkeys have you seen?
One I caught, in Spanish, La Momia Azetca, has some of the worst acting I have ever seen.
Even worse than it sounds.