Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

* Clarification: I'd post some real doozies from our Parliamentarians, but 99% of my USA Pards would never understand them. The only exception being our Dear Leader!

When I was a kid and lived in God's Country* my Father and I could start hunting ducks and geese, in August, under a No Limit, Provincial Pest License, issued to farmers. We were "hired" by the farmer to shoot migratory birds off their grainfields. The only stipulation was we could not hunt within 100 yards of any body of water or slough. The birds would have raised their hatchlings and would be flying with them, into the grainfields, doing thousands of dollars damage, destroying far more than what they ate. * ALBERTA

GO OILERS!