Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

I can't imagine why ......

from the title I thought that Walmart was closing down ; ........ ..... and my first thought was ...."oh no !!! where are all those people of Walmart going to go now ?"

...... but, ..... who would the Air Force allow to do such an investigation ?

I don't s'pose that'd work if one was to use, ...... say a jar of .......

I seem to recall Uncle Hardpan having some musings about having chooks ........

......... so, ....... do we gotta save these chapters and make our own-dang-copy of this book you're s'posed to be writin' ?

..... now back to something interesting ...

.......... here we call it "illegal"

.... was there not also a squadron of "Stringbags" based on Malta and harassing Mediterranean convoys trying to supply Rommel ?

........... under where ?

.... now, it appears, they don't even bother to try ........

........ or, ....... you could make a nice hot cup of cocoa .........

....... no wonder I feel worn-out ......

....... somehow this seems wrong, .............. ...... of course !!!!............... no pineapple...

........... me too ...

........ "uh, Dad!, there's a tree following us ........" .......

...... the '64 vintage .............. nearly as old as me, ........... and it's in better shape too

......... don't tell anyone, but we're contracting out .........

My Dad used to talk about riding horseback the 2 miles to school with his brother and sister ..... ..... no saddles and the horse was chosen because it had a loooong back; enough room for the three of them.

....... trust me, ...... they WANT to kill you .........

Alright, what is it called..... I'll bet that over the years it's been called lots of things ........ ........ almost all of them unprintable and impolite ....... .............. and sometimes inappropriate .............

I know what it should be called, .................. ....... but I'm not allowed to say it here .........

The book, Uncle Hardpan .......... write the book ! ....... please ......

I was gonna say something like "... at least they have shoes... " .......... ...... but I decided that would be tacky and un-necessary ......... I do admire their "adaption" to their environment. Please don't ask me to endure the same