Forty Rod SASS 3935

Ray O'Ban Luigi Bord

ONLY fifteen or twenty minutes? Takes more like an hour when you count in brushing your teeth, toilet duties, shampooing, combing, etc. your hair, getting your AM medicines sorted out, topicals for arthritis pain, etdamncetera......and then trying to find where you put your car keys, cell phone, Life Alert gizmo, and all the rest. Then there's turning around to go back and get whatever you forgot: coupons, shopping lists, addresses, membership discount cards...you know what I mean. F'rinstance, I went to Safeway this morning. Got my shopping list out and found NO PEN OR PENCIL anywhere to mark of the stuff on the list as I put it in the cart. Somehow we still get by................mostly!

One of my favorite nurses told me that I was a 1942 model.....and they don't make parts for them any more. Might be true, but it AIN'T funny.

A. Q. Ball Bill Yurds O. U. Kidd Bill Melater Ima Shooter

Chick N. Dumplin Dan Druff Hal Atosis Curly Frys Royal Payne

Looks like Jim Henson was busy.

Hey, you know that Father's Day is coming. If you're looking for a present for me you could get me one of these. Pleeeeeese!

BTT

And I still thank God for them and for the Christian Ladies' Reading Society who brought books of all kinds to us.... by the big box full once every other week. Take one leave one

Uh, Tommy guns and grease gun are funner.

I had an old spinster English teacher in high school who only accepted one contraction: "ain't", but only it was used properly as a contraction of "am I not". As in "I'm going also, ain't? Clumsy sounding but proper usage. I miss that old woman. Most of her students hated her (my sister for one). She challenged me every day I was in her classes. So there. I'm finished, ain't?

I came home from the grocery store this morning with an almost uncontrollable urge to put my stash away and go back to see how many people I could slap the $h-- out of before the cops showed up to take me away ha ha hee hee ho ho to the funny farm where the.........well, you know the rest.

Now I can see how that might just answer a question or two.

Do birds have balls? If they do this dude got more than his fair share.

op left dod: something unique to Autralia....two rows of teeth on the top?

You gotta be more specific than that.............and good luck with that. It's been tried a whole bunch of times and I'm still here. Some of those guys that tried ain't.

Uh....which one is the Quokka?

Well then, you're wrong aint cha? Biscuits and gravy "my style" (Southern style biscuits with sausage, Tabasco sauce, and fresh ground black pepper) are the basis of life. A side of four or so slices of bacon, OJ / AJ 50-50 mix, and coffee to round it out. One serving a day will keep you going until you're at least 82 years old....and beyond.

Cute little alien. Where'd he park his flying saucer?

O. Y. Knott U. R. Knott I. M. Knott O. S. Uarr

And you're banking on all that happening?

Druther cut my own leg off with a wooden spoon.

Probably! Whether he rode that thing or not. He's just at that age.

P. O. O. P!!!!!

That could get you shot, though.