Michael Caine & John Wayne

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

 

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I heard a similar story about John Wayne.

 

He's in a bar one night, and after drinking for a while he went to the gent's, and when he returned his right pant leg was soaking wet and smelly. Bartender thought that was kind of strange but, after all, this was John Wayne, so he didn't say anything. Half hour or so later he goes to the gent's again, and when it comes back this time his left leg is all wet and smelly.

 

Again the bartender did not say anything. Half hour, 45 minutes later and he makes another trip, and when he returns his right leg is freshly wetted.

 

The bartender could no longer hold this in, and he says, "Mr Wayne, are you having a problem?"

 

And Duke says he's got the same problem that he often has. The guy standing at the next urinal will glance over at him and then do a double take and turn and say, "aren't you John Wayne?", peeing all up and down his leg.