A Matter Of Identity

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

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So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

 

Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! 

 

Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “

 

My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”

 

Dad:  “OK!! “

 

My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “

 

Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”

 

My son: “What???”

 

Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”

 

My son in the corner looking bewildered! 

 

Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? 

 

My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “

 

My son: “What??? “ 

 

Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”

 

My son: “What???”

 

Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”

 

My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”

 

Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”

 

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.    

 

End of story!

 

I'm allergic to cats sooooooo....

 

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

I think I mentioned some of these tactics in another thread about “furries” and ridiculous “personal identification” incidents!!

 

My andwer would be, “You can act stupidly if you want to, but don’t expect the rest of us to go along with it!  If you want to act like an animal, we’ll treat you like one!”