Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

[Subdeacon Joe]

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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam. He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Pencils flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled; some students wrote over 30 pages.

One student finished in less than a minute. He earned an A for his two word answer: "What chair?"

 

[Smoken D]

Like at the police academy our psychiatrist in the psych class had a question on the test, Why did you want to become a police officer? No one in the class got the correct answer. It was also an open book test where all the answers were in the book. Everyone flunked the exam even tho we copied right out of the book. We asked the Doc what the hay, and his response was, When you answered each question, your answer was not the one I was thinking of at the time, so it was wrong. Well none to say the Doc was fired from his teaching job at the academy. He remained the department psychiatrist, which no one liked, till the day he blew his brains out. True Story