From the LA Times!

[Subdeacon Joe]

I was going through the "memories" that Facebook does every day for things posted on that day in years past.

I found this  http://beta.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-1213-white-productive-gun-debate-20151213-story.html
 

Quote

If you think precision doesn't matter, forget about guns for a second. Imagine I'm concerned about dangerous pit bulls, and I'm explaining my views to you, a dog trainer — but I have no grasp of dog terminology.

Me: I don't want to take away dog owners' rights, but we need to do something about pit bulls. We need restrictions on owning an attack dog.

You: Wait. What's an "attack dog"?

Me: You know what I mean. Like military dogs.

You: Huh? Pit bulls aren't military dogs. In fact "military dogs" isn't a thing. You mean like German Shepherds?

Me: Don't be ridiculous. Nobody's trying to take away your German Shepherds. But civilians shouldn't own fighting dogs.

You: I have no idea what dogs you're talking about now.

Me: You're being both picky and obtuse. You know I mean hounds.

You: Hounds? Seriously?

Me: OK, maybe not actually "hounds." Maybe I have the terminology wrong. I'm not obsessed with violent dogs the way you are. But we can identify breeds that civilians just don't need to own.

You: Apparently not.

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Yeah!!!!  AND!!  I want my damned cake back!!!  ALL OF IT!!!