Subdeacon Joe Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" "The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Ruff Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 I have been thinking about this. Most if not all the Home Depots I have been to have a hot dog stand in the front. Maybe he was asking where the front of the store is.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 I have been thinking about this. Most if not all the Home Depots I have been to have a hot dog stand in the front. Maybe he was asking where the front of the store is. Good point, Ruff. I would guess that most of the Polish sausage is in.........POLAND. But that is just me.
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