Dorado Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Well I heard an interesting story today that I think I need to share. There's a moral at the end of it but don't let that scare you. There once was a little bird that couldn't fly yet. One cold winter day the little bird fell out of the nest. The little bird was very cold on the ground and called out, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"! Along came a cow and it felt sorry for the little bird, so it lifted it tail way into the air and dropped a cowpie on the little bird. Well, the little bird was warm but it still complained, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"! Then a mean old coyote found him, and picked the little bird up. He cleaned the little bird, and lifted him way into the air. Then gobbled him down. The end The moral of the story is "Not everyone giving you crap is out to hurt you, and not everyone that picks you up wants to help you. But what you should take away from the story is "When you're up to your nose in S#!^, keep your mouth shut". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Well I heard an interesting story today that I think I need to share. There's a moral at the end of it but don't let that scare you. There once was a little bird that couldn't fly yet. One cold winter day the little bird fell out of the nest. The little bird was very cold on the ground and called out, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"! Along came a cow and it felt sorry for the little bird, so it lifted it tail way into the air and dropped a cowpie on the little bird. Well, the little bird was warm but it still complained, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"! Then a mean old coyote found him, and picked the little bird up. He cleaned the little bird, and lifted him way into the air. Then gobbled him down. The end The moral of the story is "Not everyone giving you crap is out to hurt you, and not everyone that picks you up wants to help you. But what you should take away from the story is "When you're up to your nose in S#!^, keep your mouth shut". Darn.. so when do you know the difference?? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Darn.. so when do you know the difference?? lol You don't but you live longer if you keep your mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 You don't but you live longer if you keep your mouth shut. lol that is really good.. thanks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Julianne Moore tells a much better version of that story to Sylvester Stallone in the movie 'Assassins'. Not a bad movie either. Antonio Banderas is a complete cyco, Stallone wasn't over acting, and Julianne, well what can I say, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted June 18, 2012 Author Share Posted June 18, 2012 You don't but you live longer if you keep your mouth shut. Best way to live a long life is not to try to shorten it. I heard that story in the movie 'My name is Nobody'. I just thought it was kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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