Dungannon Gunner Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 State Trooper notices that the car in front of him has a burned out tail-light. He decides to pull her over and issue her a courtesy warning. He requests to see her driver's license. Woe!,, lady what's that on your front seat? It's ok officer, it's my 357 mag and I have a permit. The trooper says just let me see your drivers license and gun permit. Keep you hands in plain sight. Yes sir officer, but just to let you know, I have another pistol right beside my purse between the seat AND I also have a pistol in the purse . Jeez lady, any more weapons? Yes, I got a coach gun in the trunk loaded with magnum buckshot. Jesus Christ lady, what is it that you are afraid of?.. Without hesitation she looked right into the troopers eyes and simply said,,, "nothing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 My kind of woman. Did you get her phone number? LOL ENG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 LOL Did my wife git pulled over today ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 My kind of woman!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 My kind of woman!!!! This one is pleasant on the eyes, can run power equipment AND has pink toe nails. Think it would be too much if you can cook too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igAXk6fkH6U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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