Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 A married couple had been out shopping at the mall most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.” Irate, she called her husband’s cell and demanded “Where the heck are you ?” “Darling, remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and remember that I didn’t have the money at the time and said 'Baby it’ll be yours one day?'” Somewhat embarrassed and with a blushing smile, she replied “Yes. I remember that, my love.” “Well, I’m in the bar next to that store.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 You been fowling me around ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 When does he get out of the hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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