Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'. She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Give me your address so you can clean my monitor. :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Carole Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Now that was funny!!! Keep em coming Dusty - I need some laughing today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Mosby Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 DAMMIT!!! I just cleaned the darn monitor from the last time!!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 hehehehe Dang yore sorry hide... Balz... somethin' just flew out my left nostril.... and I can't seem to locate it. Yore worse than them dam Irishmen that I ride horses with... those bast@rds... Friends of Fermentation. Ever dang one of 'em... none of 'em... ain't got a serious bone in their bodies. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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