Psychiatrists vs Bartenders

[Red Logan #12252]

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems.

 

 

 

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

 

 

 

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psyc't. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

 

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How much do you charge?'

 

 

 

Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.

 

 

 

I'll sleep on it,' I said.

 

 

 

Six months later, he met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

 

Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

 

 

 

'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

 

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!

 

 

 

Ain't nobody under there now!' GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER

[Guest Paniolo Cowboy SASS #75875]

That's a great old joke!

Thanks!

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

..... my bartender charged the full $80 fer tha same advice ....

[Barkeep Casey]

..... my bartender charged the full $80 fer tha same advice ....

With a Barkeep the advise is always free. The $80.00 was your bar tab remember?

[Grizzly Dave]

I'm sorry, I thought the subject said "pyrotechnics vs bartenders".

 

Never mind.

[Easy Emily SASS #73673]

I think I should take offense to this somehow

 

Although often when I am in a bar I do get random people(ok it is mostly men) that ask marital or child rearing advice.

[Grizzly Dave]

Meg darnlin If I was chatting with you in a bar I would NOT be asking marital or child rearing advice.... unless Sinful was sitting right there, then maybe... naw, I'd talk shooting if nothing else.