Buckshot Bear

They are still in Australia.

Pineapple makes everything taste better....... Especially pizza!

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nfl/super-bowl-lix-live-updates-of-kansas-city-chiefs-vs-philadelphia-eagles/live-coverage/415749d3c626e8ea3fbc8b48211a7cf6

HAHAHAHA Its an 'Alpo' 😁

When she orders a burger in a takeaway shop make sure she asks "With the lot", that's important. One of my sons has been to Maria Island many years ago, he still talks about how beautiful it was down there. Be proud J-Bar and hope she's having the bestest of times mate!

What about eu de cologne of dog farts?

Well I knew some pards granddaughter was in Tassie

Rabbit plague

.....when I order I coffee I ask for it 'on almond'. Yes....I am embarrassed 😁

Do you pards carry your 1911's cocked & locked?

Pig & Pineapple go together like peaches & cream!!!!

Am I remembering right Rye that you're granddaughter is in Tassie now? Surely she's had an Aussie hamburger with the lot now!

Ya' don't know what ya' missing!!!!! This would be a pretty typical Aussie home lunch Summer salad, except there should be (and mostly would be) more beetroot -

Maaaaate!!!!!!!!

An Australian, and Irishman and a Brit were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out: Long My God! I know who that man is - it's Jesus!" The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table. The Irishman calls out across the lounge: "Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus"? Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus", he says. Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him: "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me". The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass in thanks and drinks. Then the Australian calls out: "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?" Jesus nods and says: "Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure. The Brit then calls out: "Oii whack, would you be Jesus"? Jesus smiles and says: "Yes, I am Jesus". The Brit beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Tom Collins for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table. Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years is gone! It's a miracle"! Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the lager. Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in shock: "By jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is completely gone it's a miracle"!!! Jesus then goes to approach the Brit who says: "Back off, mate! I'm on Disability"!

Yes, soccer wasn't a 'thing' when I was growing up here.

My football coach was fond of "Suck it up buttercup".

You'd lose a finger that way (you could anyway) you threw them.....but it was touch and go how far you screwed those bolts in!