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Buckshot Bear

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  1. Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
  2. Teeter? I thought her nickname was Titter? That's what it sounds like to me.
  3. A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.
  4. A coupla blokes in the South Australia outback were entertaining themselves with the politically incorrect (but great for clearing out warrens) game of tying sticks of dynamite to rabbits which would then run in to their burrows to hide and boof! huge clouds of dust would fly out of the holes in the ground. This went on for a little while until one rabbit did not go down its hole but hid under their brand new Landcruiser.
  5. YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.3. You have more wives than teeth.4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.
  6. G'day Pards, I've shot 3 matches now and a lot of practice. I thought the Uberti short stroked Competition rifle I'd bought felt pretty good, but a few blokes who have been shooting CAS for a long time mentioned that it felt rough as anything to them. I felt theirs and theirs felt slicker, but I don't feel mine is all that much different....maybe its my inexperience that can't tell the difference. Anyway, what's the advice from the learned pards. Just keep shooting it or try some easy DIY things to make it feel slicker? I admit I'm competitive, I do get some adrenaline before the buzzer goes, but its still for me fun first,
  7. I don't have a butt either....but I do have a gut!
  8. A story about mateship. Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been sleeping around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her. Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. Sheila thinks he's been sleeping around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
  9. Been reading (very enjoyably) all published Chronicles that are available and came across this article what a great idea.
  10. I wore them for the first time at a match on Sunday for 8 hours and didn't have a problem......love the jingle bobs!
  11. At least 10 metres (32') maybe even a little more on the last scenario.
  12. That's my error Wallaby, Squints was sitting across from me whilst we were having lunch that Bonnie and the other ladies had put a great spread on and I said to Squints hello from yourself and Painted Mohawk and Squints was saying sodiepop......there was so much talking going on I thought he'd got it wrong so "Hello sodiepop" from Squints.....he turned the big 80 the other week.
  13. Don't remember my head hitting the pillow last night Sue
  14. Powder and Federal primers seem to be a little more available in Oz at the moment, need to be quick though as they go fast, but a shipment has definitely arrived and ADI has been making some powder.
  15. Don't own a dryer, I'm only using brand new ones and they turn black and now have zero dust in my media.
  16. Don't know how anyone came up with the thought of putting dryer sheets in a case tumbler, but jeez it works well!
  17. Getting our boosters in two days time.
  18. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMANWine her,Dine her,Call her,Hug her,Support her,Hold her,Surprise her,Compliment her,Smile at her,Listen to her,Laugh with her,Cry with her,Romance her,Believe in her,Cuddle with her,Go shopping with herGive her jewelry,Buy her flowers,Hold her hand,Write love letters to her,Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked. Bring Pizza & Beer
  19. Big Sunday with the Southern Regulators yesterday, 17 (lots of first timers) of us from the Woodstock Regulators travelled up for a shoot. What a great day, early start and a late finish. Served a morning tea, a wonderful sit down hot lunch and cakes and then and afternoon presentation and more cake after the day was all packed up. Cowboy shooters are just the friendliest helpful people you could ever meet! The Southern Regulators put on such a terrific shoot, just a great bunch of gentleman and ladies. @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Squints and Old Gringo said to say hello Soda Pop @Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Squints and Old Gringo also said to say hello mate
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