Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

"Monty Python's Holy Grail" was fictional?

Air Force PT?

I believe it. Many years ago, I was stationed at New River Air Station, (that's by Camp Lejune for those who may not know), with the OV-10 Squadron there. We flew to Las Vegas to work with the Air Force on some kind of joint exercise. But they didn't quarter us on Base, but put us up in town at a hotel. We really enjoyed THAT one. As Marines, we never had it so good.

I figured maybe the Squadron Master Sergeant's wife might take care of it.

That's ridiculous! How can you call it Ready to Eat when nobody's cut it up for them?

If I choose 5 I can BUY the rest.

It it weren't for women, there'd be no reason NOT to.

Nope.

Is it just me, or does Willie look like he's checkin' out Janice?

NOPE. In preparation for the decommissioning ceremony for the USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, we have the exceptional honor of being escorted by one of the newly re-engined Federation ships...the B-52X.

The snow's not shooting back.

Got 'em cheap at Vlad's Surplus Sales when the wall fell.

I usually say something like "I appreciate it." I feel the same way though. I was just doing a job that needed to be done.

Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice!

Redneck stretch limo.

Oh. Okay. Thanks?

Okay, what'd I miss?

And the attitude.

I did that once with a bus. It didn't work out as well as I had hoped. BTW, hanging Christmas lights on a bus does NOT hide the bus.

You sure?