Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

That's fine. She's leaving the Miller Lite for me.

That's because they don't have any business of their own to mind.

When I was stationed in Okinawa with the 3rd Marine Division, there was a commercial on the Forced Entertainment Network, (This was 1978. If you were there around then, you know what I mean), that showed an Army unit during some training exercise. They were bailing out of 6bys, charging through the woods, full Field Gear, screaming and yelling, to line up at a PX Food truck.

If you start acting your age we're all in trouble!

Well, the Minnow won't get lost THERE.

I'm already fat. That's why the girl wouldn't have anything to do with me. I might as well get the pleasure out of eating the Oreo.

There is a suitcase?!?

The Googlefoo is STRONG with this one!

The difference is that I could DO something with the Oreo.

In this vein...

Mary had a little sheep. With the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.

If it was me, it'd be the wall two buildings over!

Speak for yourself.

You ever stop at a crosswalk to let pedestrians cross and have them look at you in astonishment? I have. Not lately, but I still remember it.

Been doing that. So far it doesn't seem to be working.

We need to find out who's to blame for that.

Goes against everything I learned in The Marines. Gibb's Rule 18: "It's far easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission".

When they were dating, (early 1900s), my Great Aunt told my Great Uncle that she wanted to go to the Ohio State Fair. He drove her up there, drove all around the Fairgrounds, and took her home.

I somehow didn't think that you weren't familiar with it. I'm guessing that "Human Beans" is just a play on words.

Not even close. Soylent Green is people. From a Charlton Heston Movie from the '70s. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_q_soyl

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