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  1. Ole TW always goes undercover when he goes to a liquor store.....Baptists don't recognize anybody when they are in the liquor store. :lol:

     

    Kajun  (what is a Baptist but only imbibes occasionally for medicinal purposes only)

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  2. 14 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

     

    1.   You're behind the time, KK.   She was also right when she married Tommy Gun.

     

    2.  She was right when she shot the Marlin.

     

    3.  AND...... she Was right when she choose to shoot the Widdermatic...... ;)

     

     

    ..........Widder

     

    I ain’t gonna acknowledge her being right too often….tends to make her hat fit tight and she pulls out her bullhorn more often. :lol: 
     

    Kajun

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  3. 1 minute ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

    Coming up soon! If you're not already registered there might be time! The stages look great.  I spoke with Austin and he told me targets will be big and close!

    ....and a handy feature, all the targets have a built in ding.  You just have to remember how to access that undocumented feature. :lol:

     

    Kajun

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  4. 14 hours ago, Scarlett said:

     as a DOUBLE COCKING gunfighter, I would start in the center and do 3,4,3,2,3.  TADA! :)
     

    Hugs!

    Scarlett

     

    Dang, it really really pains me to say it but this one time, and only one time, in this particular instance.....gulp "Scarlet is right." :lol:

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  5. 17 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

    There are 5 targets each for both pistol and rifle

     

    Instructions:   with first 5 shots..... sweep the 5 targets.   With remaining 5 shots, Nevada Sweep the 3 INSIDE targets.

     

    My question:  Unless specified in the instructions as to which target the Nevada Sweep begins, can the shooter

    rightfully start their Nevada Sweep on the CENTER target?

     

    Basically, this would mean the sweep would be 3-4-3-2-3.  (or, 3-2-3-4-3). depending upon which direction the shooter chooses.

     

    I would say 'YES',   but some folks have told me in the past that a Nevada Sweep 'HAS' to start on an end target.

     

    Remember, the instructions didn't declare which of those 3 inside targets the sweep started.   BUT, the instructions did

    refer to the sweep as 'NEVADA'.    

     

     

    ..........Widder

     

    Before we can make the call we have to know.....were any chickens harmed in this stage?  If ole TW was holding the timer....it'd shade the outcome if some feathers....or legs flew. TW's Shooter's Handbook is one of a kind...the only one with a Chicken Codicil. :lol:

     

    Kajun

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  6. 36 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

    Have any of you heard the rumor that TW is gonna have a 'vendor spot' this year

    at the TN State.   Apparently his new business is gonna have a vendor trailer set up

    representing his new business "Pet Traders, Inc."

    Although not a special 'Cowboy Match Special', he'll have his normal deals of trading

    a Banty Rooster for a few young chicks.    He claims his 'Banty's can crow better than

    any Banty out of Alabama or Georgia.     I'll have to see it to believe it.

     

    BUT, to get approval to set up a vendor spot, he was required to have a couple special

    deals. Sooooo, TW has decided to give 1/2 price deals on Chicken toenail clippers and

    Possum Dentures, for those whose pet Possum has lost its teeth.

    TW has his own brand of Chicken Nail Clippers (CNC).

     

    His vending hours will vary, depending on when he's not hugging babies and kissing

    women.

     

    I have not been compensated for this advertisement but rather do it as a free

    public service.     Your Welcome!

     

    ..........Widder

     

     

    Here ya go Widder, I fixed it fer ya :lol:.......Kajun

     

    In my best Charlie Farquharson voice (of Hee Haw's KORN news fame)....Beepadeedeedeedeepadeep....this news just in from WNN (Widder News Network.....

     

    "TW has decided to give 1/2 price deals on Chicken toenail clippers and Possum Dentures, for those whose pet Possum has lost its teeth. TW has his own brand of Chicken Nail Clippers (CNC). His vending hours will vary, depending on when he's not hugging babies, kissing women or fiddling with chickens."

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  7. 1 hour ago, Fretless said:

    When I was brand new to gunfighter I asked @Widder, SASS #59054 and @Jackalope if they had any advice.  They both unflinchingly said the same thing. 

    "Don't double cock.  Don't listen to @Krazy Kajun"

    Now there I was just minding my own business when BAM, my good name is besmirched.  I occasionally shoot GF when I want a change of pace....started out cocking both  and eventually dry fired my way into retraining what little bit of brain I have left into building muscle memory to alternate cock the pistols.  Just so ya know...I am undefeated and world's champion in my basement dry firing competitions. :P

     

    Kajun

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  8. 1 hour ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

    I've got about 20 lbs of split brass and spent primers in an 8 lb powder jug.   I ran a magnet over the contents and pulled out any steel cases and the shotgun primers.  They have a lot of steel in them.  Is this stuff worth anything?  Does anybody sell this to a scrap metal dealer?  I'm trying to decide if it's worth fooling with or just throw in the trash.

    You just need to go ahead and bring them to the recycler and get your money for them.  Then you can donate all that money to the Krazy Kajun Widows and Orphans and Wayward Wimmin's Society where you just KNOW that it will be put to a proper and "good" use. :D

     

    Kajun

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  9. Looks like ole TW is getting his pet chickens all rehearsed and in shape for their limited performance run at the TN state banquet.  You can see the tape of the rehearsal here. Ya'll don't wanna miss this. :P

     

    Kajun

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  10. On 4/3/2024 at 7:34 AM, T Bone Johnson said:

    Not only will I replace it, I will replace with a "can't miss" bullet.

    It takes great skill and design to manufacture a bullet with the built in ding.

     

    Kajun

     

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  11. 2 hours ago, Sandhills Slim, SASS #22998 said:

    Krazy Kajun, if Pig Iron Lane is still making shotgun targets, I would also like his contact information. Cross Creek Cowboys might want to buy some targets from him. 

    Slim I just sent you a message with his phone number. 

     

    Kajun

  12. 28 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

     

    I can verify the 'Bigfoot Tick'.

    TW actually owns a nice piece of forest area (thick woods) in Middle TN with a couple

    small caves.   On one of his 'Speedlunker' expeditions, he found some signs of

    what most folks call 'Bigfoot'.     Soooooo, guess who he calls and recruits to help

    'ambush' this strange creature on his property?   Yep..... ME, the sucker.

     

    So, this creature walks out of its cave around sundown and TW jumps on its back.

    All he could grab was fur.....and a tick what looked like a 'Vampire'.   That tick

    sunk its fangs into ole TW's hand and he took to squealing like a little pig.

    The creature ran over me like I wasn't even there.   For the record, the creature

    wasn't real big or monstrous...... but more like a cross between a bear and a dog

     

    We had to pry that tick outta TW's back hand, which he still has fang scars today.

    He put it in a mason jar with hopes to train it to do tricks........ like:  sit, stand, rollover,

    suck, etc.     So far, its learned how to sit and suck.

     

    I'll share another SECRET with the Wire pards, just don't tell TW I told you so.

    You can talk about his family, wife, truck and job..... but he don't like anyone

    to talk about and make fun of his pet chickens.

     

    ..........Widder

     

    You just can't make up stories like this....this here is true life folklore that will last longer than scabs...and you don't even have to store these truths in a a jar. :lol:

     

    Kajun

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  13. 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

     

    RANDY,

    it won't just be the 97 speedsters, but Slater on his 87 is probably one of the best 87 shooters

    you'll ever see.   He 'drops 2' down the action and slam fires that lever

    open and closed before your favorite huntin dog can twitch its eyeball.

     

    ..........Widder

     

    Hmmm, is Slater faster than ole TW's special chicken huntin' dog...ole Chicken Cacciatore? B)

     

    Kajun

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  14. We have 96 shooters registered as of today.  If you plan on shooting our GA match please send in your application ASAP so we can get an accurate count for buckles that need to be ordered.  Also if you plan on camping on the range we only have a few camping spaces left so if you plan on camping please send in your application as soon as you can to guarantee a camping spot.

     

    You can find the match application and all of the details about the match at the state match website https://www.srscowboy.com/events.html .

     

    Kajun

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