Cypress Sun

You must go to WAY DIFFERENT bars than I used to.

What is that? Looks like a Lorena Bobbitt Voodoo dog with chips, cookies and...whatever that is.

I don't even drink coffee, but I could start!

If you've never been to Arcadia, you wouldn't understand!

It rubs the sauce on it's skin or it gets the hose again...

Obvious photoshop. If it were real, the road would be orange.

I hope I'm dead by 2293.

Hard to see through the mud, the blood and the beer.

Doesn't seem to be very supportive of that rack.

I remember being lither...okay...it was without the supple and graceful.

Yeah, can't say that I haven't done that, I have. Not a grab it and see kind of thing, just a quick finger swipe. I can't say that I haven't shorted circuits to find the breakers, I have...many times. So far as 110v hurting, in the US there really isn't any 110v unless voltage drop is a factor. 120 volt is the norm with the usual voltage measuring between 116v to 118v. The amount of hurt varies. Depends on how you receive the shock and how grounded you actually are. I've been zapped literally hundreds of times. It happens over a 45 year span as an electrician. Is it fun...NO...in fact, HELL NO. The worst is across the chest, makes you think. When working hot, you always try to keep being grounded to a minimum. Been burnt severely also but that's another story.

I'd love to watch the person that made the "breaker finder" use it to identify breakers in a Zinsco or FPE panel. Get a lawn chair and enjoy the show. BTW, don't try this invention at home folks, it'll destroy the receptacle that you attempt to plug it into.

Ah, the Country Bear Jamboree.

Very true, but the best way to develop technique and skill is to start with a good recipe.

That's not Pooh Bear. It's Ted and he's beaming down to "This Side of Paradise" to be with Jill Ireland...after they get sprayed by the flower spores.

Wow, this is a real package of earthworms. Out of stock though. https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Earthworm-Jerky/dp/B01GANBUPE

I have no idea. I always liked this recipe as a kid and, now, as an adult. It has to be at least 50+ years old.

Casserole - Tuna 'Frisco Tuna (Old Good Housekeeping Cookbook) - Ingredients 8oz - Medium egg noodles (about 2 cups cooked) 1/2 - minced medium onion (optional) 1 - Lrg can of whole tomatoes (2.5 cups) 1/2 tsp - pepper 1 tsp - salt 1/2 tsp - garlic salt 1/4 cup - parsley 12.5 oz - chunk style tuna 8 oz - shredded medium cheddar cheese 2 tbsp - butter - Instructions - Preheat oven to 350F - Cook noodles as label directs, add onions, drain. Blend butter to drained noodles. - Cut whole canned tomatoes with knife in bowl. Add salts, pepper, parsley and combine. - In casserole dish of choice (bowl or rectangle), place 1/2 of noodles, then 1/2 off tuna, then 1/2 of cheese, then 1/2 of tomato mixture. - Repeat for next layer. - Bake uncovered 40 minutes. Oven baking times may vary. - Makes 4 good size servings.

Half of them don't work...just like a human WalMart employee.

I really don't know. Probably came from my mother's side of the family. I remember my Great Grandmother making them for my brother and me when we were kids. She was born in 1894 and lived well into her 90's. My mother's side of the family were farmers in Florida from the mid 1840's on up, they had a large farm outside of Springhead Fl. I'm pretty sure that things were just as bad for them as it was for most other folks during the depression...I guess it could have come from then. For the record, Great Grandma made the absolute best banana puddin'. Go ahead and delete this post after reading. It's not a recipe, just a memory.

Sandwich Banana n/cheese sandwich Ingredients 2 - Pieces bread of choice 1 - banana, halved and sliced in half longwise. - Cheddar cheese sliced thin. Enough to cover two pieces of bread. - Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise of choice. Directions Spead Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise generously on one side of both pieces of bread. Place cheese slices on both pieces of bread. Place sliced bananas on one piece of bread. Cover with other piece of bread. Options Cut in half. I don't suggest it as it's going to be sloppy already. Enjoy!

This is why the 3 second rule has exceptions to lengthen to amount of time allowed.

WHERE IS EEYORE AND PIGLET? CMON, MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF!

I had frozen ice once. I thawed about it for a while, it's all water under the bridge now.

Someone should point out to whomever made this MEME that Jim Carrey is completely anti 2nd Amendment. He also hasn't been funny ever since Living Color.