Cypress Sun

Aren't you just so glad you asked?

Things in CA/LA haven't changed much over the last 50 years have they.

BOO

In the South, that's why they have cold beer and sippin' sacks.

This!!!

And now are under investigation for assault. I feel sorry for the good people that are forced by economic/family/employment reasons to live in the cesspool that California has degraded into. https://www.foxnews.com/media/witness-to-sikh-employees-whooping-thief-7-eleven-during-calls-it-courageous-police-launch-probe

Also doubles as a Houston Astros communication signaler.

Won't work with your shorts, or anything else on. At least, that's what I heard.

If only they had that setting...it'd be so much easier.

Submitted for your consideration...Five Characters in Search of an Exit.

This road is a cull- de- sac and Loreena Bobbit lives in the last house on the left.

I recently saw an article on Carol Burnett. One of the funniest women alive , Mrs. Burnett, is still alive and kicking at 90 years old. Tim Conway wasn't any slouch either.

Heck, just install a ordering speaker at the mile marker before it, put a drive up window ledge on a window and slap a Starbucks sign on it. It's all about location, location, location.

You think she's pissed now, just wait 'til she tries to get the pine sap out of her jeans.

French kids per chance?

The mac salad it can stomach if the host hands me a plate of it, I'll eat some of it to be polite. I've never cared for coleslaw at all, I would use the upside down polite plate method.

Cole slaw or mac salad, that's a no for me. Now potato salad...go ahead and get ya a big bowl of it and pass the 9" x 11" (rest of it) to me! You're right though, where on Earth they come up with serving sizes is beyond me. I had some cottage cheese today, looked on the back, serving size was a 1/2 cup...seriously?

Almost always the undercooked macaroni or potato salad ends up like that...although if made correctly, the first side to be gobbled up.

If it was on the 1st floor, I would have said concrete blocks but I too lazy to haul them that far in a condo/apartment complex. When I first moved out on my own, I had a bed but no bed frame. I used concrete blocks. You DON"T want to stub your toes on one of those in the middle of the night...trust me on that one!

How crude. The TV is too low, that's what they make milk crates for.

Rowdy Roddy

Yep, it's the Chuck Norris of toilet paper...rough, tough and doesn't take s**t off anyone.

Does it cost an arm and a leg to get in?

She cut two people off, just on her way to work this morning.

At least he has hearing protection on...the back of his hard hat. And eye protection...ain't that what eye lids is for?