Cypress Sun

Cole slaw or mac salad, that's a no for me. Now potato salad...go ahead and get ya a big bowl of it and pass the 9" x 11" (rest of it) to me! You're right though, where on Earth they come up with serving sizes is beyond me. I had some cottage cheese today, looked on the back, serving size was a 1/2 cup...seriously?

Almost always the undercooked macaroni or potato salad ends up like that...although if made correctly, the first side to be gobbled up.

If it was on the 1st floor, I would have said concrete blocks but I too lazy to haul them that far in a condo/apartment complex. When I first moved out on my own, I had a bed but no bed frame. I used concrete blocks. You DON"T want to stub your toes on one of those in the middle of the night...trust me on that one!

How crude. The TV is too low, that's what they make milk crates for.

Rowdy Roddy

Yep, it's the Chuck Norris of toilet paper...rough, tough and doesn't take s**t off anyone.

Does it cost an arm and a leg to get in?

She cut two people off, just on her way to work this morning.

At least he has hearing protection on...the back of his hard hat. And eye protection...ain't that what eye lids is for?

Is that downstream from Schitts Creek?

I do have to admit that I have temporarily used a 500 MCM solderless lug on the negative post on a remote jobsite so I could get back to the shop. Van wouldn't start at the end of the day and the job was about 30 miles away from the shop. The old cable connector was so corroded that it just split off when I went to see how loose it was. I was a little more than irritated with the guy that normally drove that van, I only had it because my van was getting brakes done on it. This was before cell phones and although there was a 2/way radio in the van... it was Friday, the end of the day, July in Florida and I wasn't in the mood to put up with anymore crap that day. Worked fine until it was repaired the next week.

Naw, it's still going to slide forward. Dumbass rookie...even I know that you gotta have two sets of zip ties on either side of the crescent.

- Florida Style Grits and Eggs - Cook grits as directed, you want them in-between firm and runny. Long cook or quick is fine - no instant. - Scramble 3 - eggs with salt/pepper and cook to desired consistency. - Put scrambled eggs on plate and top with grits, add slice of butter on top of grits. Salt and pepper as needed. Mix eggs and grits so that there are egg chunks mixed in with the grits. - Optional, but recommended - top with COLD apple sauce (sweetened or not) slathered on top. - Also optional and recommended - add cheddar cheese cubes to scrambled eggs.

The ONLY female that I would ever slap.

Boy, talk about annoying tire whine...

Two tickets?

Don't forget about the two rabbits!

Can't speak for Texas but Georgia is the state of perpetual road construction on I75 and it's always in the same area.

Why are all most of the mags out of the pistols and rifles? Doesn't make sense to me.

What's worse is that it probably identifies as a 1911.

Quite obvious that the pigs have been watching WAY too many Ned Beatty movies.

The likeness is astounding!

Was this picture taken after mowing sally fields?

Loves being an American...while driving a vehicle with the steering wheel on the left right side? Wonder what country he is visiting?

The Walking Dead extras?