Cypress Sun

One of the great storytellers of our time who left us way before his time. Great song, Thanks

#5...just because I hate the saying.

Ya know, I was thinking about the Easter egg hunts when I was a kid. They always used real boiled eggs, left out all day sometimes, peeled and eaten after all of them were found. I didn't die...huh. Do people still use real eggs? I thought it was the plastic eggs with candy inside these days.

Woke up with this in my head this morning...

Definitely won't have to worry about any bent carrots for a while either.

I don't think that I've ever heard this and I've heard a bunch of Tull. Thanks Blackwater!

A couple of minutes????? YOU DA MAN!!!

I can hear the current occupant now "I can remember when I threw for 300 yards in the National Championship while I was playing for...uh...you know...that college, yeah...those were the days, weren't they Jill"

Seen today on the tailgate of a jacked up F250 4X4 today... So Long As My Mail Is On Time, I Don't Care About Your Jeep Thing

Back in the day, I had a hand in designing the electrical company's yellow page phone book ad. They were quite expensive. A full page, three color ad was between $10,000 to $15,000 for the year. Full page ads were the first ads you'd see, followed by 3/4 page ads, then 1/2 page, then 1/3 page and so on. If the yellow pages pictured above were in a medium size market, then they were about $2,000 to $3,000 for the year. Gotta sell a lot of pizzas to make that up.

No, I don't. I know your post is in jest but I think that people should be hired because they are the most qualified for the job not because they were stupid enough to cover their face in tattoos and sooner or later had to get a job to feed themselves. Who knows, she may be a great candidate for a certain job. When I used to hire electricians to do residential/commercial service work, I had to look at the entire picture of not just ability and knowledge but also how this person would represent the company to the public. This woman may have been the best service electrician in Florida...but there's no way that I could have her representing the company in a service capacity with the facial tattoos. She would be relegated to commercial construction only directly because of her choice to have her tattoos on her face. Could this be discrimination? Maybe, but she made that choice, not me.

You got a whatever that is on the side Steve?

Actually, I think it was about the time that they need to have Old Spice Soap on a Rope.

Must have been one HELLEVA back rub!

And then it's one eyed fun and games.

Hey Kid, long time no see! Hope you are well and healthy. Yeah, the guy seemed okay at first but then did a Jekyll and Hyde. My last words to him (via PM) was "This conversation is over." I thought that I'd warn other perspective sellers about him. He gave me information that he owned a gun store in CA named Davis Gunworx. I looked it up after the nasty PM. Looks like it's a place near Sacramento. After the way he acted, I wouldn't sell him anything or buy anything from him, let alone a firearm. Good to see you alive and kickin Kid. Sun

You all may want to avoid a LEFTY MCDAVIS. He is a "guest" that joined 12/2 and inquired about a shotgun that I have for sale. I noticed that he is out of CA so I told him that my FFL usually doesn't ship to CA but I would check. I checked, he won't do it due to the various hoops he has to go through and the minimal amount of money he makes shipping guns doesn't make it worth his time. I thanked him for his inquiry and thought that was it. Not...below is the exact PM message he sent back. I masked certain words. He has been reported to the mods but his PM still is in my list. Hoops?? What Hoops? Like putting it in a box and taping a shipping label to the front? There are no f**king hoops. He’s just an a**hole who thinks he’s cool cause he doesn’t ship to California. People like that need to go out of business cause their pieces of s**t. In fact what is your FFL’s shop name??

Ever try looking through a scope at something 3' away? If you asked this question...I didn't think so.

I was sitting in another room than my gal. She was watching the tv news. Evidently, they had a story about a cat that looks like a lion. She said "There's a cat on here that look's like he's a lion". I said, "Doesn't surprise me, none of them cats tell the truth."

Are you saying they weren't?

Many a man has gone home with a beautiful woman because of alcohol...they just didn't wake up with them though.