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Alpo

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  1. Absolutely. There's a movie, many years back. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN. There's these two girls riding in a Jeep. Got stuck. The driver is out of the Jeep trying to get it unstuck - dig it out or jack it up, I don't recall what was needed, it's been a while - while the other girl just sat there in the passenger seat with her shoulder harness on. And these two guys come by, and they help the driver get the Jeep out of whatever is stuck in, while the other girl doesn't do anything but sit in the Jeep. That night, in the bar, the two guys are telling the story of this, and about how the one girl not only didn't get out and help, but she didn't even get her fat ass out of the Jeep so it was a little lighter and easier to move. And while they are telling this story, the two girls come into bar. The Jeep driver is pushing the other girl in her wheelchair. The second girl had been a downhill skier, and she broke her back and was a paraplegic. But sitting in the Jeep seat with her shoulder harness on, there did not appear to be anything wrong with her.
  2. Jerry Lewis did that. I don't remember which movie, but the lifeguard at the swimming pool was giving him mouth to mouth, and when she was satisfied that he was okay and was going to live, she got up and went back to her lifeguard chair. Then he stood up, looked around a couple of times, walked over to the edge of the pool and "fell in" and started "drowning" again.
  3. That's one of the 17 zillion species of animals in Oz they try to kill you every time they see you.
  4. Geese don't quack, they honk
  5. I don't know who or what Fear The Walking Dead is, but that's Alfred - Bruce Wayne's butler.
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