Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

Honor Blackman

Wolf whistle

And they reproduce

Lex Luther

As the Russian army retreated from Ukraine, they captured a Ukrainian soldier and brought him to Moscow as a prisoner of war. The Ukrainian soldier made a daring escape, stealing a Proryv-3 tank, but was mortally wounded in the process. Desperate, he went to a local funeral home and said, “I'll give you a Proryv-3 if you'll give me a proper funeral.” The director instinctively asked, "What's a Proryv-3?" The soldier said, “never mind," and moved along, realizing that the tank was of no value to the director. Going to several other places, the soldier also got the same response: “What's a Proryv-3?” Finally, he came to a huge complex with lots of tanks outside. He knocked on the door, and Vladimir Putin answered it. “Sir, I'll give you a Proryv-3 if you'll give me a proper funeral,” he said. Vladimir Putin replied, “What's a funeral?

Blood sausage

Olive drab

Flustered

Flat black

Perplexed

Coat of Arms

Spellbound

Maces

Bewitched

Spears

Pointers

Zero

Infestation

D-con

Pestilence

#11 An engineer died and was sent to Hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil: What's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately. "The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer

Wharf rat

Grasshopper

Longshoremen

Negate