Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485

My buddy used to call it a 401AK47 account

It wasn't the pie so much as she "pranked" him. We had it a few time after that.

my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie.

Fun fact, the UP was part of Wisconsin originally, but was given to Michigan as a consolation prize for losing Toledo to Ohio. Michigan came out ahead.

The scarecrow said, "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an Isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Not the opposite, just plain wrong.