Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

..... so, ........ you've met my ex-wife ?

...... well, .... not much, anyway ............

" .... caught me a corona virus an' I'm gonna take it home"..........

...... or Australia ?

I always thought they spelled it with a bit missing form the "o" .........

have a looksee if you left it in the fridge .........

........... I have nothing to say ........

Ssssssshhhhh! ..... please don't say that out loud .........

.......... not that different to "gangbangers" shooting Glocks sideways 'cause that's the way they come in the box ......

........ I believe that you know not of what you speak .....

...................... yep, ... we do that ......

...... yep, ..... that's about the size of it ...... so I'm told, .... I was born'd in '57 ....

......... almost a pizza, ....... I suggest add some slices of tomato

..... I don't believe this ^^^ has ever happened ........

....... well, ... not this week .....

...... skip the prank and eat it yourself ......

........ and guns .....

......... it'll buff right out .........

...... you also have a 3 in 4 chance of picking a slower line ........

.... that'd be like having a shattered windscreen, ...... you can never get it all out and are still finding little bits 10 years later ......

....... my guess is that the one who wrote in the picture is a product of our illustrious edjumacashun system .......

.... although they did, indeed, grow older their facial expressions didn't appear to have changed much ......

..... yes, ........ BUT ..... we don't wear sox, and our bathrooms actually contain a bathtub, or at least a shower stall and some times not a toilet, which most likey would be in it's own little room so that one could "go" whilst someone else could brush their teeth.

Once upon a time Dairy Farmers were threatening to with-hold milk supplies ............ ...... a housewife being interviewed on tv stated that she wasn't worried and would just use powdered milk until the grievance was resolved and supplies were back to normal ....... ........ yes, we have them here too ....