Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!! ........ I used to live in Sydney .......... weren't no Ladies in backless dresses there neither ........ I mooved out and, after 28 years ........ verrrrrrry few Ladies in backless dresses here neither ......

Marvelettes ......... Captain Americas' backing singers ......... right ????

i went to Melbourne once, didn't see any wimmen in backless dresses ...... I ain't goin' back

I just read this to my 83yo Mother, she laughed rather loudly .....

........ it would appear that; yes, you are the only one ......

...........ouch!

Galron wins

......... that's gonna take a lot of pizzas .....

..... pounds of what ???

,,,,,,,,, I'm guessing mid to late 70's

.... that dog does not seem to be very impressed ........

...... more and more frequently ......

..... do you mean that's NOT Bert from Sesame Street ?

........ there is also the "Imperial StormTrooper Theory", but they totally miss the point ..........

..... so, ........ you've met my ex-wife ?

...... ya knoe, ..... I think she enjoyed that .......

OHS required safety belt ?

...... well, .... not much, anyway ............

" .... caught me a corona virus an' I'm gonna take it home"..........

...... or Australia ?

I always thought they spelled it with a bit missing form the "o" .........

have a looksee if you left it in the fridge .........

........... I have nothing to say ........

Ssssssshhhhh! ..... please don't say that out loud .........