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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

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  1. .... although they did, indeed, grow older their facial expressions didn't appear to have changed much ......
  2. ..... yes, ........ BUT ..... we don't wear sox, and our bathrooms actually contain a bathtub, or at least a shower stall and some times not a toilet, which most likey would be in it's own little room so that one could "go" whilst someone else could brush their teeth.
  3. Once upon a time Dairy Farmers were threatening to with-hold milk supplies ............ ...... a housewife being interviewed on tv stated that she wasn't worried and would just use powdered milk until the grievance was resolved and supplies were back to normal ....... ........ yes, we have them here too ....
  4. One of our local Auto Spares businesses carried this product and they also carried a motor oil for old and tired vehicles, it was 10W60 oil and they claimed that it helped "fill the gaps" in the old worn motors, ........... .......... it was called "Shitbox Oil", ... it came in a black plastic 5 litre container and had a plain black and white label with just enough information to pass standards. One day they had a promotion on both products and both were proudly on display at the sales counter. A woman came into the shop and became rather indignant at the display and very vocally expressed her displeasure to all and sundry; UNTIL her own husband made the statement "If you were half the Lady you think you are, you wouldn't even know what these words mean", ...... shut her right up ......... Tho I suspect he was sleeping on the couch for a while and got "hot tongue and cold shoulder for dinner for the next week or two ......
  5. The newspaper should have had a proof reader ...... if they did, he probably went to school with Bob
  6. .... important note: Shazza (Sharon) teaches English at the local Private High School ........
  7. ..... it's self explanatory ........... oh, you don't want it pulled again, .... gotcha
  8. ........ or, ....... you could make a nice hot cup of cocoa .........
  9. ....... somehow this seems wrong, .............. ...... of course !!!!............... no pineapple...
  10. ...... the '64 vintage .............. nearly as old as me, ........... and it's in better shape too
  11. ......... don't tell anyone, but we're contracting out .........
  12. My Dad used to talk about riding horseback the 2 miles to school with his brother and sister ..... ..... no saddles and the horse was chosen because it had a loooong back; enough room for the three of them.
  13. ....... trust me, ...... they WANT to kill you .........
  14. I know what it should be called, .................. ....... but I'm not allowed to say it here .........
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