Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

BTDT .............. thankfully it was a dis-used set of "colorful tree roots" ....

...... er, ....... ok ..........

........ the shower curtain rail looks ...... off a bit .........

no: .......... the ones that don't use their blinkdicators ....... drive BMWs

I saw a feller, this morning, pulling a chain along the road ...... .... I asked why he was dragging the chain ? ........ ...... he replied: .... ...... " You ever try to push one ?" ...........

....... if you are trying to make tea with Vegemite ......... ...... you're doing it wrong .......

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....... eat 'em quick ..... afore them pringles get soggy ......

....... try it, you just might change your mind

........ and I might even smear it with a little bit of Vegemite

............. but then I'll be hungry, ... ..... I like my way much better .......

.......... I tend to fit in somewhere between "unfriend" and "block", ..... you know, EDIBLE ...

........ this, I gotta hear, ........... ..... so, what's the story here ?

It most certainly why you should use only ONE tape measure on any project you make. ........... and whilst you are checking all your measuring devices for consistency, also check your squares for "square".

Lava piercing ordnance ?

.... a slightly longer poem: 'cause.

..... is that where the leftover selfsealing stem bolt should have gone ?

be glad they weren't selfsealing stem bolts ....

....... that's got flies on it ........ ......... and no pineapple ........

........ looks like she/he/it fell into a tacklebox ......

after all that you will probably still find this a handy thing to have around ......

I live on the east coast, right near the sharks between the mosquitoes and Danni Minogue

...... Steven Segall ?

......... well, .......... that's alright then .........

.............. who are you calling "old" ???