Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

..... "......... engaging cultural cringe factor to maximum level and a bit more from now until past next Tuesday ..... " ......

....... well, ........ now that you mention it ......

...... I can beat a beetroot, ..... I use a cricket bat.

....... might have only been $120 if you'd not had that nose ring .......

........ gotcha covered ......

..... "yeah, ..... maybe you're right .... "

........ let me know when you are comming so I can hide the good silverware ......

..... I'd lay odds that the generator set on the back to feed the stranded E.V. is diesel too ....

......... and real tender ....

...... well, she is kinda cute .....

......... and they should be setting up right about now ......

Dear Uncle Alpo, First sausages AIN'T hotdogs. Second Bunnings is more like Lowes or Harbour Freight. Bunnings has a (sort of) tradition of allowing community groups to conduct a "sausage sizzle" outside their front door on both days of each weekend to raise money for themselves. I think Bunnings even supply the equipement. There seems to be some sort of roster as to which community group is next, school groups, scout groups, model train clubs Mens Shed, and a host of others. On my way to my shooting range I can stop at McDonalds for breakfast or I can stop at Bunnings and help finance a local worthy community group and still eat just as healthy .....

....... so, .... you've been here ?

..... not in my world she ain't ....

........ some, apparently, do ; doesn't make it rite ...... ..... more of a suggestion than a request; ....... and we would like you a lot more if you would take us up on that 'ticular suggestion.

....... yep ...

........ dang straight ! .........

I'm here to tell you that if I had been the person behind the tree I'd most likely been'd peein'