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Cell phone warning today!

Rye Miles #13621

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Turned phone off.

Battery is about shot, but to replace it involves un-welding it from the screen, so didn't pull the battery.

Wrapped phone in aluminum foil, same alloy as made the last skullcap from.

Put wrapped phone in small metal tackle box

Put small metal tacklebox in unused microwave (made sure it was unplugged!)

Got ready to hot foot it to the nearby college town, home of a liberal arts left wing institution of higher indoctrination.

If attair phone alert was actually a Turn Everyone Into Zombie trick, I'd hide out in attair college town.

Zombies live on brains and they'd starve plumb to death!

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