What would happen to me?

[Colorado Coffinmaker 1,931]

Here in Pannsyltuckey, the Keystone of Liberty, you'd be fine.  As previously mentioned though, You'd make the 6 O'clock News, with some commentator standing in front of your house, advertising your address to every other wacko within 100 miles, thereby painting a target on yer back and for lack of other "Breaking News" they would be out there for about 3 days.  Unless one of those deceased was an underage teenage victim, at which point, you're screwed.