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Dantankerous

I want to live forever...

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I met a magical fairy who said she'd grant me one wish.

 

"I want to live forever," I said.

 

"Sorry, I cannot grant you that," replied the magic fairy.

 

"Fine, then I want to die the day after Congress has been filled with honest people who are hard working and genuinely trying to improve the country to everyone's benefit," I replied.

 

"You crafty SOB," said the fairy.

 

:D

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