Big Rock, SASS #44055 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 What's the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't think he's a doctor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 What do they call the guy/gal who graduated at the very bottom of the class? DOCTOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into the local saloon and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back, drinking a sip out of each one, in turn. When he finishes them, he goes to the bar and orders three more. The bartender tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I've got two brothers. One is a Texas Ranger, and the other is a Deputy Sheriff. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we all drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular at the saloon, and always drinks the same way....He orders three mugs, and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he walks up to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then it dawns on him, and he laughs. "Oh no, everybody is just fine," he explains. It's just that my wife made me join the church and I had to quit drinking". "Hasn't affected my brothers, though....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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