Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Send it to the media! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpack Jack Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I hate my guns, they will just jump right off the table and start shootin up the room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 I hate my guns, they will just jump right off the table and start shootin up the room! Yeah, I know what you mean. Just yesterday my M1911 ran out the door, leaped into the air and landed butt-first on a closely following full magazine, bashed into the fence, operating the slide and puked out all 7 rounds at the mailman ... again. Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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