Help Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 How can you tell, when a politician is lying? When thier lips are moving! At the turn of last century, Dr. Frankinstien walked into a shop that sold brains. The proprioter showed him around. Frist he showed Frankinstien the brain of a teacher. "This one had the IQ of 115. They died young from rabis. It cost $150." The tour continued. "This one," Said the proprioter. " Belonged to a doctor. He lead his field in research. It cost $200. Moving on they came to a brain sitting alone on a shelf. "This one belonged to a politician." Said the Proprioter. " It cost 10,000 dollars." "Why so much.?" Inquired Dr. Frankinstien. "Because." Responded the Proprioter. "It's never been used!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 LOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 How can you tell if a politician is lying ??? .... if said politician is breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Rebel, SASS# 58412 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 When a politician opens his mouth, he is going to lie to you. When he shuts his mouth, he has lied to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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