Red Logan #12252 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.There was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”, or “Are we ready for a bath?”, or “Are we hungry?” Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand. Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. “My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.“ At this, Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.” The nurse fainted! Don’t mess with 'OLD' people!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 HA!! :lol: :lol: I'll have to remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 ROFL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 HA!! :lol: :lol: I'll have to remember that one. :lol: Me Too!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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