Red Logan #12252 Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. ' Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. ' Actually, no, ' he replied. ' Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him, ' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. ' I'm afraid I can't, ' breathed the bartender.. Is there anything I can do? ' ' Yes. I need you to give him a message, she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. ' What should I tell him? ' the bartender managed to say. ' Tell him, 'she whispered, ' There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 LMAO :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 lol ... and then the bartender did what ..... Washed out is mouth with a fifth of rye .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 .................................... soap ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 .......but I don't remember me having a beard.... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodine Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 "evil by nature"... Ok, I was just checking to make sure ya'll wasn't talkin behind my back. That was funny/gross though! Bodine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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