Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 A father took his wife and his son to Memphis to to see the sights for the first time. None of them had ever been off the farm and everything was a wonderment to them. Momma decided to go do some shopping while Pop and the boy wandered around the big department store. They came across the elevators but neither of them knew what they were. They were discussing what they might be when a rather large and overweight woman came down, pushed the button and the doors opened and she went in. The door closed and the two stood in amazement and watched as the numbers above the door lit up and went off sequentially. The elevator stopped at the top floor and then descended as the numbers sequentially lit and went off in descending order. When the elevator stopped at the main floor, the doors opened and a beautiful young lady in a tight fitting skirt and a blouse open very low, stepped out and walked seductively away. The old man looked at his son and said, "Go get your mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnesota Rose Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I want to find one of those elevators! Minnesota Rose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Da wifey's lookin' at me wif a look like.... "I got my rollin' pin ready !!" I just don't dare say a word !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 If I could market that concept, I could be RICH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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