Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 An elderly man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician. "They have this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick. You take some pills and your problems are history." So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way. A couple of days later the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, doctor," exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you. This drug is a miracle. It's wonderful." "Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet." A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches little old Maxine sitting by herself... "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you sir, alcohol is bad for my legs." "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Da wifey gave me one dem little blue pills when I was truckin. Put it in my jeans pocket watch pocket and went out on da road. Came home 4 days later, she was downstairs in da washroom. "Honey, Whar ya put dat pill I gave ya ?" "Put it in my jeans pocket , why ?" As my wife was tryin' hard to fold them jeans up , she said "Think I found it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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