Buckshot Bear

Dave, Mamod only very recently closed its doors forever in the U.K after making toy steam engines for nearly 90 years. The U.K govt believes that the flammable fuel is 'too dangerous' and could be used by terrorists and that was the end of Mamod. It has heightened their collector value.

Why don't koalas count as bears? Because they don't meet the koalafications!

Probably would be nice with pineapple topping

Aussie Redneck

And that's imperial miles to the gallon, convert that to you guys weird U.S MPG and it would be a fair bit more.

Bruce and Steve , 2 Australians ,flew to England for a working holiday after applying for a few jobs and missing out they saw a job advertisement for a butler and chauffeur for an elderly titled lady. “This is us “ Bruce says to Steve.” But we have no idea about those jobs” says Steve. “ leave it to me mate, replies Bruce, “ I’ll do all the talking “ So they go along to the interview and it all is going along brilliantly, as the interview is coming to an end ,The titled lady says “ well you young men seem to be perfect for the job all I need to see now is your testimonials. As they are walking back down the driveway afterwards, Steve says to Bruce “ If you knew the difference between testimonials and testicles I think we might have got those jobs “

The stinging tree, also known as the gympie-gympie, is a plant found in Queensland, Australia that is known for its extremely painful sting. Species: Dendrocnide moroides Also known as the gympie-gympie, this species is found in the rainforest areas of Australia. It is considered to have the most painful sting in the world. Dendrocnide excelsa Also known as the giant stinging tree, this species is common in Queensland rainforests. It can grow up to 35 meters high. Characteristics: The leaves are large, pale green, and hairy. The leaves have silica-tipped, hollow hairs that give them a soft, velvety appearance. The fruit is small, nut-like, and borne on fleshy stalks. The sap is clear. Pain: The sting can cause debilitating pain and possible hospitalization. The acid-burn sensation can linger for several months. A casual split-second touch on an arm by a leaf or stem is enough to induce pain for hours or days. Danger: In rare cases, the sting can lead to death in dogs, horses, and humans.