Buckshot Bear

No no you're not talking about Crumpets.....its not possible to split a crumpet.

I'm feeling sorry for my U.S pards.....you've just gotta' I mean GOTTA' get yourselves some crumpets!!!!!!! https://delishably.com/food-industry/American-Tries-Crumpets-For-The-First-Time-A-Review

LOL we're Aussies....we shorten everything we ain't going to bother saying "English Muffin" when "Muffin" suffices when we're asking "Do you want a crumpet or muffin for breakfast"? So.....crumpet's ain't a thing in the U.S?

No no no......you can't confuse a crumpet with a muffin!!!!

That's sounds like an absolute dream and thank you kindly.

LOL that had me giggling

Your never too old to enjoy soft boiled eggs and soldiers for brekkie

And in the future.......its 8.55am Monday morning 24th June here now

This is pretty Summer typical -

40 years ago my darling wife and I got married on St.Patricks Day.

Shows the differences between countries as the 'root' is dropped. I like them on toast for breakfast in the summer.

They will go to water to drown dogs -

I hope these are a thing for you pards !!

EXCUSE ME DO YOU MIND!!!!!!

There's a possibility that we might be getting our beets mixed up. These are what I'm referring to -

The Chiko Roll.....also available in Taree

The Aussie Vanilla Slice (and yes available in Taree)

LOL https://www.google.com/search?q=taree+beetroot&oq=taree+beetroot&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIKCAEQABgIGA0YHjIKCAIQABgIGA0YHjIKCAMQABgIGA0YHjIKCAQQABgIGA0YHjIMCAUQABgIGA0YDxgeMgwIBhAAGAgYDRgPGB4yCggHEAAYgAQYogQyCggIEAAYgAQYogTSAQg1MTg3ajBqMagCALACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8